If I was gonna find a way to kill all the bugs
I'd cut routes through the countryside
Put a light on the front
And race a battering ram
Through the dead of night
If I was a monster that's what I'd do
But I'm not a monster
I'm just like you

If I was gonna design a factory for disease
It would look like half a million pigs squeezed into squalor
They'd have shit up to their knees
And no oxygen to breathe
And then I would sell their skin and muscle for meat
If I were a monster that's what I'd do
But I'm not a monster
I'm just like you

If I was gonna give me depression
Well I'd say 'look at this screen and never leave'
I'd tell me not to move
And never to express how I feel
And if I felt it welling up
I'd stuff it down
If I was a monster that's what I'd do
But I'm not a monster
I'm just like you