I'd like to see the coyote eat the road runner
And I'd like to see Kneievel blown to bits
I love to see Rex Humbard lay his hands upon Molly Bea
But I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits
Yeah I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits

Cause they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound (make a sound)
How they look remains a mystery
With my hands stuffed in my pockets
Just thinkin' about Dolly's rockets
Here they come again my fantasies

I'd like to see Pierre french kissin' Rene in the moonlight
I'd like to see the mounties take a hit (of sensamilla)
And I'd like to see Ed Allen pull his muscle on the TV
But I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits
Yeah I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits

Cause they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound
How they look remains a mystery
With my hands stuffed in my pockets
Just thinkin' about Dolly's rockets
Yeah, here they come again my fantasies
Yeah, here they come again my fantasies