Every piece of advice that I gave
I revoke
Every ounce of my time was a waste
What a joke
When you're the common denominator
Made me go and think I hate her
You can keep your stories and your sobs
Yeah, you can choke

Glad she's on her hot girl shit
Dyed her hair blonde and ditched you when she did
All the fucking months I listened to you bitch
When you were in the wrong
Glad she's got a brand new car
Now she's living well with a mended heart
Proud she left and found her a better guy
'Cause now I'm on your ex's side

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh

I cringe about the way I empathized
And let you play the victim every time
And then you did the same thing
I wonder what you'll say about me
I hope the next girl sees me and thinks

Glad she's on her hot girl shit
Dyed her hair blonde and ditched you when she did
All the fucking months I listened to you bitch
When you were in the wrong
Glad she's got a brand-new car
Now she's living well with a mended heart
Proud she left and found her a better guy
'Cause now I'm on your ex's side

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh

I hope you have girl gangs, a list of names
Haters in every state
Hope with every heartbreak you find your way
Till every one of us can say

Now I'm on some hot girl shit
Glad I ditched your ass the moment that I did
All the wasted months I listened to you bitch
When you were in the wrong

Glad she's on her hot girl shit
Dyed her hair blonde and ditched you when she did
All the fucking months I listened to you bitch
When you were in the wrong
Glad she's got a brand-new car
Now she's living well with a mended heart
Proud she left and found her a better guy
'Cause now I'm on your ex's side
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh

Now I'm on your ex's side