I've been told by those in the know
That this is an ESTJ world
And though I soldier on and try to maintain
The search for love sometimes seems in vain

When it comes to love I need a prick eliminiator
What's your Myers-Briggs Type Indicator?

My friends say you're cute
You're just my style
You've got a cherry scooter and a winning smile
You've got rave reviews, but I don't believe the hype
Honey, you're not my Myers-Briggs Type!

When it comes to love I need a prick eliminiator
What's your Myers-Briggs Type Indicator?

I'm an I-I-I-I-N-F-P
I'm an I-I-I-I-N-F-P
There's only 1% of me
I'm an I-I-I-I-N-F-P

By temperament I'm a sensitive crusader
By temperament you're a slimy corporate raider
Your ESTJ-ness hits me just like kryptonite
Honey, you're not my Myers-Briggs Type!

So hop right on that scooter, drive those stupid teeth away
It's been really great to meet you hope you have a super day
Sorry if thats' rude- but you irritate and vex
It's really nothing person- it's your personality index!

When it comes to love I need a prick eliminator
What's your Myers-Briggs Type Indicator?

I'm an I-I-I-I-N-F-P
I'm an I-I-I-I-N-F-P
There's only 1% of me
I'm an I-I-I-I-N-F-P

I'm Introverted-Intuitive-Feeling-Perseptive
You're Obnoxious-Self-involved-Shallow-Deceiving

I'm an I-I-I-I-N-F-P
I'm an I-I-I-I-N-F-P
There's only 1% of me
I'm an I-I-I-I-N-F-P