Intro: D chord  (4x)

D              A        E                 A
Ronald McDonald makes good french fries      (Upbeat strum pattern.)
D                    A                    E                        A
Pizza Hut and Domino's make damn good pizza pies.
D                      A                  E                  A
Burger King and Dairy Queen; What a great pair!
D               A                E                 A
Only eat at Arby's if you get a double dare.   (Single, solid strums.)

                 E               D          A
CHORUS:  Fast food is good to eat
                        E                 D      A
                    I could eat it every day!
                        E                        D        A
                    Greasy foods are such a treat,
                        E                            D                   A
                    I don't care what the health experts say.  (Spoken
harshly.)

Biscuits from Bojangle's are the best.
Miami Subs combos should cost less.
Taco Bell is so good when I'm stoned.
My girl goes to Subway after she gets boned!

CHORUS

The best thing at Wendy's is the Super Bar.
Thank  God the nearest Hardees isn't very far.
Chick-Fil-A has some damn good chicken
Don't forget that KFC is finger fucking lickin'!