E -   022100
D#m - x68876


[Intro]
B E F#  x4


[Verse 1]
 B
Story of my life story
                E
of my life Well let's just
           F#
say it's a fork and a knife
        B
There's one thing on my mind
one thing all the time
E                 F#
  I gotta fill my mouth


[Verse 2]
B
Got no favorite meal
got no favorite meal
      E
I say every meal is clean
      F#
if it fills me up for real
B
  My belly is big and that's
              E
just the start My
                F#
appetite is my heart


[Refrain 1]
C#m
   And when I've had enough
       E
I just throw up and laugh


[Chorus 1]
    B              E
But this time this time
C#m     F#    B
   It's not a cow Kind of
E                C#m
personal can't explain
       F#     B
to you why No this time
     E   C#m     F#    B
this time   It's not a cow
       E          C#m      F#
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow


[Verse 3]
B
Breakfast in bed breakfast
           E
in bed The bed is in the
                F#
kitchen so it's easy to
      B
be fed And when I'm fed

yes when I am fed
E                    F#
  I go right back to bed


[Verse 4]
B
Food and sleep watch
food and sleep watch
E
These things should keep
        F#
me from having too much
B
My belly is big and
that's just the start
E                   F#
  My appetite is my heart


[Refrain 2]
C#m
   Sometimes it feels that
        E
I could kill for dessert


[Chorus 2]
    B              E
But this time this time
C#m     F#    B
   It's not a cow Kind of
E                C#m
personal can't explain
       F#     B
to you why No this time
     E   C#m     F#    B
this time   It's not a cow
       E          C#m      F#
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow


[Instrumental]
B E D#m F# F# E


[Bridge]
 B              E D#m
Story of my life     A big
F#                    F#   E
fork and the sharpest knife
        B
I guess this solid solid
      E     D#m
solid solid bridge leads me
F#        F#      E
on To the nearest fridge


[Refrain 1]
C#m
   And when I've had enough
       E
I just throw up and laugh


[Chorus 3]
    B              E
But this time this time
C#m     F#    B
   It's not a cow Kind of
E                C#m
personal can't explain
       F#     B
to you why No this time
     E   C#m     F#    B
this time   It's not a cow
       E          C#m      F#
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow


[Chorus 4/Outro]
    B              E
But this time this time
C#m     F#    B  E
   It's not a cow
      C#m F#   B
not a cow   No this time
     E   C#m     F#    B  E
this time   It's not a cow
      C#m
Not a pig sheep chicken moose
      F#            B
duck snake horse or frog