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No Capo

Intro:
Am E C D
F Am B E 

Am E C D
F Am B E



Verse:
Am       E          C         D
Me and my love on a lazy Saturday
F               Am
Eating oysters, candle lights 
      B                E
and a bottle of chardonnay
Am          E
Cruise and a kiss
      C             D
We're on our way to bed
F              Am
When his phone began to ring
B             E
and its you again



Chorus:
D                            C
I'm not prepared to share my man 
            G
with no one else
    F              C
The morning sun is shining bright,
    G                 D
the postman rides his yellow bike
   F                   C
he finds you dead down in a ditch
   B             E    B   E
So leave my man alone you bitch



Interlude:
Am E C D
F Am B E 



Verse:
Am          E
Went to this party, 
C                D
me and my lovely man
F          Am
Wearing my finest dress
       B            E
And my mood was the best.
   Am           E
We took a little dance
        C                D
with my hands inside his pants
F         Am
You again interrupting:
 B                  E
"Can I take you from him?"



Chorus:
D                            C
I'm not prepared to share my man 
            G
with no one else
    F              C
The morning sun is shining bright,
    G                 D
the postman rides his yellow bike
   F                   C
he finds you dead down in a ditch
   B             E    B   E
So leave my man alone you bitch



Interlude:
Am E C D
F Am B E 
Am E C D
F Am B E


Chorus:
D                            C
I'm not prepared to share my man 
            G
with no one else
    F              C
The morning sun is shining bright,
    G                 D
the postman rides his yellow bike
   F                   C
he finds you dead down in a ditch
   B             E    B   E
So leave my man alone you bitch



Outro:
Am E C D
F Am B E