Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
You broke my heart so I crashed your car
You say you're sorry, well I bet you are
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
And bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla
I hate your face but I like your mums
You play it smart but you look so dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Bm              F#m
  And ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Bm                     F#m
  I wanna fuck, let's go to my spot
Em                        F#m
  But I'm too drunk and I can't get hard
D       C#m     Cm
 Ha-hard ha-ha-ha-ha-hard
Bm                    F#m
  And bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla
Bm                           F#m
  You said you love me but it's just for fun
Em                         F#m
  Give me a chance and I'll make you a lady
D      C#m  Cm
 Gaga-gaga-gaga-ga

Bm              F#m
  And ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Bm                       F#m
You like cocaine but you don't like pot
Em                       F#m
  You say I'm a loser cuz I want a puff
D           C#m      Cm
 Puf puf puf puf puf puf puf
Bm                    F#m
  And bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla
Bm                     F#m
You said goodbye so guess what I've done
Em                             F#m
  I called your best friend and I said wassup
D            C#m       Cm
 Let's fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Bm            F#m
So ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Bm              F#m
And then we went to your favorite club
Em                    F#m
She drank too much and she said you are
D            C#m       Cm
 A twat twat twat twat twat twat
Bm            F#m
  Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Bm                    F#m
  Then I drove into a parking lot
Em                           F#m
  She smiled and told me "You have a massive car"
D       C#m   Cm
 Ca-car ca-ca-ca-cock

Bm            F#m
  Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Bm                  F#m
I don't get how I felt in love
Em                       F#m
I guess I liked playing with your dog
D               * C#m    Cm
  It made me feel like we had a son
Bm             F#m
But fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you
Bm                 F#m
My mama told me that she never liked you
Em                    F#m
My life sucks and the blame is on you
D          C#m      Cm
So fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you again

Bm           F#m
  No no nono no no no
Bm                F#m
  You got me angry and now I love punk
Em               F#m
I listen to The Smiths crying alone
D               C#m       Cm
 So please please let me get what I want
Bm            F#m
So fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you
Bm                    F#m
All my friends they were right about you
Em                          F#m
  You are so basic and you've got stupid tattoos
D           C#m      Cm
 So fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck you again

Bm            F#m
And no no no no no no no
Bm              F#m
You said I'm ugly and my band sucks
Em                            F#m
  But I just got a billion streaming song
D             C#m    Cm
So kiss my bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-butt
D       C#m    Cm
 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
D       C#m    Cm
 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
D       C#m    Cm
 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
D       C#m    Cm
 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah