D                     A7
In every little town and village, too
D                         G D
Somewhere in the neighbourhood
    G                     A7
You find a little band of ladies who
                 D
Can't stop doing good
G            E       A7
Good for the pigeons in the park
               D      B
Good for their weekly tea
E                     Am
Good for the national bank
                      A  D  G   N.C.
Where they keep their treasury

[Chorus]
G                      C  G
We're the ladies aid society
                                  D7
And we're really a great bunch of girls
          G            C  G
We're the ladies aid society
                    D7       G      N.C.
And soon we'll take over the world

[Verse 2]
D                       A7
Here they come marching down the street
D7                         G   D
With their picket signs in hand
           G                      A7
With their blue and white pleated uniforms
                              D7
And their all girl five-piece band
G         E           A
Down with long-haired singing groups
A7            D      B7
Down with the mayor, too
    E               Am
And if you're under 65
        A    D  G    N.C.
They're down on you

[Chorus]
G                      C  G
We're the ladies aid society
                                 D7
And we just want to sell you the truth
          G            C  G
We're the ladies aid society
                 D7                G      N.C.
And it's time we clamp down on the youth

[Interlude]
G   C G   D  G   C G  D  G  N.C.

[Out-Chorus]
G                      C  G
We're the ladies aid society
                                  D7
And we're really a great bunch of girls
          G            C  G
We're the ladies aid society
                    D7       G      N.C.
And soon we'll take over the world
G                      C  G
We're the ladies aid society
                                 D7
And we just want to sell you the truth
          G            C  G
We're the ladies aid society
                 D7                G      N.C.
And it's time we clamp down on the youth
G                      C  G
We're the ladies aid society
                                  D7
And we're really a great bunch of girls