[Intro]

E|-------------0-|
B|-------------0-|
G|-----PM------1-|
D|-3-3-222-3-3-2-|
A|-3-3-222-3-3-x-|
E|-1-1-000-1-1-x-|

E|-------------------|
B|-------------------|
G|-------------------|
D|-6-6------5-5------|
A|-4-4-7-7--3-3-6-6~-|
E|-----5-5------4-4~-|

F5      E5          F5          E5
Bell on door ring; "come on in"
F5      E5        F5         E5
Floyd observes my hairy chin
F5          E5           F5        E5
Sit down in chair, don't be afraid
F5           E5    F5         E5
Steaming hot towel on my face

C#5 A5 C5 G#5
             I was shaved
C#5 A5 C5 G#5
             I was shamed
C#5 A5 C5 G#5
             I was shaved

( F5  E5  F5  E5 )
( F5  E5  F5  E5 )

F5     E5      F5          E5
Barney ties me to the chair
F5      E5        F5           E5
I can´t see, I´m really scared
F5             E5      F5           E5
Floyd breathes hard, I hear the zip
F5      E5        F5           E5
Pee-pee pressed against my lips


C#5 A5 C5 G#5
             I was shaved
C#5 A5 C5 G#5
             I was shamed
C#5 A5 C5 G#5
             I was shaved

[Solo]

E|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3------------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3----|
E|-1-1-0-1--------------------1-1-0-1--------------------|

E|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3------------0-1-3-3/5-5/6-6/7--|
E|-1-1-0-1--------------------1-1-0-1--------------------|

( F5  E5  F5  E5 )
( F5  E5  F5  E5 )

F5      E5     F5          E5
I sense others in the room
F5    E5        F5        E5
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
F5         E5         F5        E5
They take turns, they cut me up
F5      E5        F5           E5
I died smothered, Andy's Clutch

C#5 A5 C5 G#5
             I was shaved
C#5 A5 C5 G#5
             I was shamed
C#5 A5 C5 G#5
             I was shaved

( F5  E5 )