C        F        G        C                  F        C        G        C
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-----------------------------|
D|---2-2-2-2--3-3-3-3--0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2--|
A|--3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--2-2-2-2--3-3-3-3--3-3-3-3------------3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--3-3-3-3---|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

[Verse]
C                         F
Welcome to our penthouse apartment
   G                        C
Condemned by the building department
                              F
The decor was procured by the police
    C        G               C
Our lighting provided by the neighbors


                            F
This place gives me an awful feeling
  G                      C
I hear a rat in the wall squealing
                                  F
Is that a tampon hanging from the ceiling? (That's mine.)
  C                G            C
I think I might be safer on the street


                                       F
There's a library, a guest room, and a wet bar
  G                     C
A study, a foyer, and a garden
                                    F
If it's too small for you, we beg your pardon
        C                G              C
There's lots of room for you out on the street


                                F
Over here, you'll see my master bedroom
       G                           C
If you like to bunk with me, I can make room
                                            F
It's where we fuck - and if you don't wanna listen,
C                G               C
Come with us and hang out in the kitchen


                                      F
Don't worry - you won't catch gout or herpes
  G                     Am
cirrhosis, syphilis, or rabies
   C                G                   Am
Of course, there is chance you could be host to
F         G                C
Ringworm, crabs, lice, and scabies


                        F
Excuse me, can I use the bathroom?
          G                              Am
There's a bucket in the corner - piss in it
       C          G             Am
We got baby wipes if you want a shower
      F                G            C
Go to Starbucks if you need to take shit


[Chorus]
    F
How can (how can)
    C
You live (we live)
     G
Like rats (like rats)
     Am
In a cage? (whoa-ho-ho)
     F        C            G
Like rats, we don't give a shit!


[Outro]
C                 F
Thank you for the invitation
G                 Am
Thank you for the hospitality
     C                G              Am
This place is full of filth and immorality
            F          G               C
But for the night it's better than the street
                F            G                 C
You think we're filthy and immoral - that's so sweet
       C             G                F            C
You're lucking to be hanging with the crusty punk elite