Redneck Piece of White Trash
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I like shooting pool, I like throwing darts,
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I like going to the junkyard and looking for parts,
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I like shooting my guns in the dark,
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I like to hang out in the trailer park,
I've got used tires for sale in good shape,
I've got every Dukes of Hazzard episode on tape,
Who are you to tell me I aint got no class,
I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash.

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I like to dip and I like to spit,
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I like talking on the phone when I'm taking a shit,
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I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash,
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If you dont like that pucker up mother fucker you can kiss my ass.

Well I like my out of date hair do,
I like picking my nose and getting tattoos,
I like drinking beer and working on my car,
I like to drink beer and piss in my yard,
I like to burp and I like to fart,
I like picking up girls when I go to Walmart,
I like adjusting my nuts and scratching my ass,
I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash.
I like to dip and I like to spit…

Last night I went to bed with a buzz,
I dreamed I was drinking I woke up and I was,
I'll be a drunk redneck until the day I'm dead,
I drink beer with my breakfast and before I go to bed,
I like to fish and hunt when I'm drunk,
I like to fuck in the back of my truck,
You can call me rude and crude and crass,
But I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash,
I like to dip and I like to spit...