Intro
G, C9, G, G,
G, C9, G, G,
Em, C9, G, C9,
G, D, G*

G, C9, G, G,
G, C9, G, G,
Em, C9, G, C9,
G, D, G, G

Verse 1

G                   C        G
Well, it sure didnt take to long
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I woke up in the morning she was gone
Em                      C           G      C
And the note that she wrote didnt say dear john
        G       D         G
It said goodbye fucker im gone

G                   C        G
She was a homegrown mountain girl
            C         G
Raised in a different world
        Em       C              G         C
I was a wanna be rocker She was more into Merle
G               D             G
Couldn't see it just wouldn't work

Chorus
            Em             C            G             C
And now I'm double fisting long necks, grapefruit and Stoli
        G             D    G        G
But I'm never getting over Joely

Interlude
G, C9, G, G,
G, C9, G, G,
Em, C9, G, C9,
G, D, G, G

Verse 2
       G        C          G
Well I poured myself in my car
  G           C           G
I drove it on down to the bar
         Em              C          G             C
But they wouldn't let me in Cause I ain't a movie star
     G           D             G
So I went to the Horse Shoe on Lamar

         G       C            G
Well the bouncer threw me out too
      G           C       G
And I didn't know what to do
     Em            C           G           C
So I picked up the phone And I called dear Sue
    G            D               G
The cock blocker wouldn't let me through

Chorus 2
            Em               C          G         C
And now I'm wishing for some drugs or a shrink to console me
        G             D    G
But I'm never getting over Joely

Interlude (Repeat Twice)
G, C9, G, G,
G, C9, G, G,
Em, C9, G, C9,
G, D, G, G

Verse 3
       G           C      G
Well I gathered up all my guns
      G         C        G
And a pipe bomb just for fun
  Em           C         G                 G
I drove to her house and parked out on the lawn
      G              D             G
She's right I always was the crazy one.

         G             C            G
Well her boyfriend was sure nice to me
      G               C          G
Said "calm down would you like a drink"
      Em               C              G           C
And I shot him full of holes From his nose to his knees
      G                D            G
And I polished off her little sweet pea

Chorus 3
        Em           C             G         C
And I'm crying on me knees feeling dirty and unholy
        G             D    G
But I'm never getting over Joely
         Em           C        G              C
Now I'll probably get life and serve at least forty,
        G             D    G
But I'm never getting over Joely