Em  B7  Em  B7
C   Am  C   Am


Em        B7
Hello, hello?
Em             B7           C           Am
Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front
C          Am              Em       B7
Of the Cathedral you have won, dear sir
Em         B7           C    Am   C
May I congratulate you first?
             Am
Oh, what an honour


 G      F            Em
Human, human of the year!
 D
You won!...
 G      F            Em
Human, human of the year!
 D
You won!...


Why are you so scared?
You stand there shaking in your pew
The icons are whispering to you
They're just old men
Like on the benches in the park
Except their balding spots are glistening with gold


Human, human of the year!
You won!...
Human, human of the year!
You won!...


 Em        B7       Em         B7
Aah, aAh, aaAAah, ah Aaeeah, aaAh..
 D
aaaaAAAAaaaaahhh...
          G
You have won...


G  Gsus4  G Gsus4  G
Hallelujah...
G  Gsus4  G Gsus4  G
Hallelujah...
G  Gsus4  G Gsus4    C
Halleluuuuujah...
  Adim7    G
Halle... lujaaah...


Em   D       C         G      Em    D         C       G
Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour
Em    D          C       G       Em     D        C         G
And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers
Em   D           C           G      Em      D      C       G
And thus the Cathedral had spoken, wishing well to all us sinners
Em   D       C         G      Em        D          C     G
And with a sigh, grew silent 'Til next years' big human winner
Em   D       C         G      Em    D         C       G
Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour
Em    D          C       G       Am    Em7       C        F#m7
And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers
D       D#       E
All mankind are now your brothers


Hallelujah
Hallelujah...
HalleluuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUuuujah
Halleeeee lujaaahh...


Em   B7
Hello, hello?
Em         B7           C              Am
Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front
C          Am          Em
Of the Cathedral, you have won...