C                       D             C
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                   D                C
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                     D                    C
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                        D               C
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                   D                C
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                     D              C
See you in heaven if you make the list (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)


[Chorus]

     Am                        G
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Am                              G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Am                      G          C    D
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby,  Are we losing touch?
G        Am   C           D           G    Am          D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
G        Am   C                Bm      Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.


[Verse 2]

C                           D              C
Moses went walking with the staff of wood (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                        D           C
Newton got beaned by the apple good (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                         D             C
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                             D            C
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)


[Chorus]

     Am                        G
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Am                              G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Am                      G          C    D
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby,  Are you having fun?
G        Am   C           D           G    Am          D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
G        Am   C                Bm      Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.


[Instrumental]

Em D Em D Em D D


[Verse 3]

C                            D               C
Here's a little agit for the never-believer (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                             D         C
Here's a little ghost for the offering (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                         D                   C
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C                          D          C
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)


[Chorus]

     Am                        G
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Am                              G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Am                      G          C    D
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby,  Are we losing touch?
G        Am   C           D           G    Am          D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
G        Am   C                Bm      Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.


[Instrumental]

Em D Em D Em D D


[Outro]

G        Am   C           D           G    Am          D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
G        Am   C                Bm      Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

G        Am   C           D           G    Am          D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
G        Am   C                Bm      Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

G        Am   C           D           G    Am          D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
G        Am   C                Bm      Am                          Em
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.