If you got some almond milk
Leave it on your window sill
Cause baby, I'll be coming down your chimney Christmas Eve

Hanging tinsel on your tree
Stacking presents underneath
Making pie with all the pumpkins that you got last Halloween

Oh, I stole the keys to the reindeer slay
'Cause old St. Nick needs a holiday

I'll be your secret Santa
Give anything to have ya
A winter wonderland of
Everything your heart could ever want
And then I'll go beyond, I'll be your

Secret Santa
Call Mr. Klaus, I'll answer
I'll be your real life fantasy
I wanna be the reason why
You're merry all the time

It's true, I'd give you all of my gifts
Ooh, cause there's one thing on my list
And it's you
And it's you

Is it crypto, is it cash
Or a Fortnite battle pass
Honey, tell me what you're hoping that you'll open up this year

Is it a Tesla at your door
Is it love you're looking for
Cause you know if it's the latter, then I'll gladly volunteer

Oh, I stole the keys to the reindeer slay
Cause old St. Nick needs a holiday

I'll be your secret Santa
Give anything to have ya
A winter wonderland of
Everything your heart could ever want
And then I'll go beyond, I'll be your

Secret Santa
Call Mr. Klaus, I'll answer
I'll be your real life fantasy
I wanna be the reason why
You're merry all the time

It's true, I'd give you all of my gifts
Ooh, cause there's one thing on my list
And it's you
And it's you
And it's you
And it's you