E|-----------|
B|-5-5-------|
G|-5-5-------| (The keyboard part. Just do some random muted strumming when
D|-5-3-------| it's quiet.)
A|-----------|
E|-----------|

(Power chords sound better in this song)
Am - 5775
G - 3554
F - 1332
Em - 02200
C - x3555

[Chorus]
Am                                G       C
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
F           C        F           G
She touched herself. She touched herself.
Am                                G       C
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
  F       G         C
I laughed myself to sleep.

[Chorus Lead]
               ..she touched herself                 ..she touched herself
E|8---7---8---7---8---7---8---10---------8---7---8---7---8---7---8---12---7--|
B|--8---8---8---8---8---8---8----8---------8---8---8---8---8---8---8---8---8-|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

                ..she touched herself       ..I laughed myself to sleep
E|8---7---8---7---8---7---8---10---------5---5---7---8-8/10-8--8---8---------|
B|--8---8---8---8---8---8---8----8--------8---8---8-----------8---8---8------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

[Verse 2]
(Bass and Guitar riff)
E|------------|
B|------------|
G|------------|
D|------------|
A|-----3---3--|
E|-3h5---5----|

E|------------|
B|------------|
G|------------|
D|------------|
A|-----3-5-3--|
E|-3h5--------|

[Bridge]
C                   Am
I don't know what I want.
Em                  G
I don't know what I want.
C                   Am
I don't know what I want.
Em                  G
I don't know what I want.
C                   Am
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
Em                  G
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
C                   Am
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
Em                  G
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)

[Bridge Lead]
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|
B|8--8--10/13-12-10--8~--8-----8-10----10-8----------------------|
G|-9--9--------------------9--------9-------9--------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|