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[Verse 1]
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         You always wanted a real nice lawn
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Now your whole back yard is gone
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Too bad you tried to cut your grass
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Too bad that you ran out of gas

[Bridge]
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[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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         You drank just one too many beers
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Now it's in your car and back to sears
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It ate up half your bedroom rug
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But now you've got brand new sparkplugs

[Bridge]
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[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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         You gotta bitchin mower now
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You think you are the cats meow
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You only have yourself to thank
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When we put draino in your tank