Sugar, sugar pop, yum
Lick this up with a silver spoon
They just keep getting younger
And I decorate their bedrooms
Get on your knees, boys
And open up wide
Yeah, I got some knowledge for you
And you know it's school time

Oh my, now I got you hypnotized
I'm the one you idolize
Hey, hey, hey
So take me, you can hang me on the wall
Buy me at the outlet mall
Hey, hey, hey

Teenage boys (I want the)
Teenage boys (I got the)
Teenage boys (Just give me those)
Teenage boys (I want the)
Teenage boys (I got the)
Teenage boys (Just give me those)
Teenage boys (I want the)
Teenage boys

So write my name in the margins
I'm a burger and you're starving
You're so hot, your name is lava
I'm on the floor, the floor is lava
Don't try to test me, no I am not your bestie
You get clean, I get messy
I'm the Barbie, no Kenny, oh

Oh my, now I got you hypnotized
I'm the one you idolize
Hey, hey, hey
So take me, you can hang me on the wall
Buy me at the outlet mall
Hey, hey, hey

Teenage boys (I want the)
Teenage boys (I got the)
Teenage boys (Just give me those)
Teenage boys (I want the)
Teenage boys (I got the)
Teenage boys (Just give me those)
Teenage boys (I want the)
Teenage boys

Sweet sixteen, sourpuss dream
Little bit bad and a little bit mean
Sweet sixteen, come and get me
Little bit skater, little pretty in pink

No MJ though
Yo Bubbles, where you at?