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[Verse 1]
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Why do I surround myself with friends
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And fight the way I feel for them out of a fear that things will end?
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Why do I still fall in love with everyone I meet?
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Always figured it was just 'cause I was lonely
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We should have waited, I should have said
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Before we climbed into my bed

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Am
"Jack, check them out. Don't you think they're hot?"
                                     F
Does it really fucking matter if I think they are or not?

[Chorus 1]
C
Just wanna know what comic books they read
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Wanna know if they play D&D

[Verse 2]
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Am I a zombie if I don't want in your pants?
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You'll find my mind is much more sexy if you just give it a chance
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I wanna go for a ride with you but only literally
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I'd love to hang at your place if you've actually got coffee
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I love you so much but not that way
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I don't wanna take that step, I just want you to stay

[Pre-Chorus 2]
 Am
"But don't you think I'm hot?"
  Am                               F
I don't know if I'm qualified to answer that or not

[Chorus 2]
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Just wanna know what comic books you read
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I wanna know if you play D&D


[Verse 3]
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It's perfectly fine to like your hand inside of mine
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Without having procreation on my mind
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It's plausible to crave for your affection
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Without simultaneously sporting an erection

[Bridge]
Am
It's true what they say about 'most guys'

But it's also true what they say about lanky ginger freaks and speccy four-eyed geeks
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So talk with me, walk with me

[Chorus 3]
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Do you have any good comic books to read?
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Do you fancy a game of D&D?

[Pre-Chorus 2]
 Am
"But don't you think I'm hot?"
                                    F
Does it really fucking matter if I think you are or not?

[Chorus 2]
 C
I just wanna know what comic books you read
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I wanna know if you play D&D