Everybody thinks I'm crazy
Yeah, I thought they would
Everybody chewing on beauty
Well that bitch never did me any good
They all say happy birthday
When I say trick or treat
They all squirm with bitterness
When I say it's sweet

I see you upside down (and you look funny)
I see you inside out (and you look ugly)

Everybody thinks I'm crazy
Well I guess they're right
I can't seem to miss
What they can't live without
I know you can't tell
What my crazy eyes can see
Well if you only knew
What my crazy mind tells me...

Me and my crazy games
I'd say you're all insane

Everybody thinks I'm crazy
Yep, nothing greater
Watch out for my lollipop
Maybe we'll get to shake hands later
Oh, they must like me
It's probably the style
´Cos I see them frowning
Whenever I smile

Everybody thinks I'm crazy
(well it's alright)
Everybody thinks I'm crazy
(so what? I bite)
Everybody thinks I'm crazy
(but it's OK)
Everybody thinks I'm crazy
(you're all insane anyway)