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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life 
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Never make a pretty woman your wife 
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So from my personal point of view 
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Get an ugly girl to marry you
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A pretty woman makes her husband look small 
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And very often causes his downfall 
                                         
As soon as he marries her, then she starts 
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Doin' the things that will break his heart 

But if you make an ugly woman your wife 

You'll be happy for the rest of your life 

An ugly woman cooks your meals on time 

An she'll always give you peace of mind 

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Don't let your friends say you have no taste 

Go ahead and marry anyway 

Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match 

Take it from me, she's a better catch 

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