A 
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)                                           
                      E7 
Hava Nagilas for the Jews,                 
         A 
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)                              
              D        A 
Atheists just sing the blues. 


Romantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune)                                           
                       E7 
Born agains sing He is risen,                       
           A  
But no one ever wrote a tune, (wrote a tune)                        
            D           A 
For godless existentialism.         

For Atheists,                  
        D 
Theres no good news,                 
        G#                   A 
Theyll never sing a song of faith. 

        
     D 
For atheists,          
     G 
They have a rule,           
     G#            A 
The he is always lowercase. 

             G#            A 
The he is always lowercase. 


Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)                                                  
                        E7 
Lutherans get Christmas trees,                  
        A 
Atheist songs add up to nada, (up to nada)                                   
                 D       A            D       A 
But they do have Sundays free.  (have Sundays free) 

Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven) 
                          E7 
Coptics have the books of scrolls,                               
        A  
Numerologists can count to seven, (count to seven)                             
              D        A 
Atheists have rock and roll. 


For Atheists,                   
D 
Theres no good news,               
        G#           A 
Theyll never sing a song of Faith. 
D 
In their songs,            
            G 
They have a rule,           
     G#            A 
The he is always lowercase.                        
            G#     A 
The he is always lowercase. 

                              (Key Change) C
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists 

G             C 
Dont have no Songs!! 


C 
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)                                           
                      G7 
Hava Nagilas for the Jews, (for the Jews)                 
         C 
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)                            
              F        C 
Atheists just sing the blues. 


                F 
Catholics dress up for Mass,          
    B             C 
And listen to, Gregorian chants. 

F             Bb 
Atheists just take a pass,                
      B
Watch football in their 
C
underpants. 
                        B    C 
Watch football in their underpants.
                                  
                                  (Key change) D 
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists, 
A7            D              A7      D
Dont have no songs!  (Dont have no songs!)