Are we human or are we mall?
My sign is glowing, my buns are cold
Whose hat hath the least fury tonight?
Who gives the least shits
And still manages to get by?

I say “fuck you janice”
Because it’s all I can do and
There ain't room for two
I’ll try to convince myself none
Of this matters while more
Hungry lips will gather tonight
Take long trip across the hall

Are we human or are we mall?
Who's that standing much to close?
“Excuse me” does not intimidate the
Likes of this new part time mall employee
I say “fuck you janice” because
It’s all I can do and there ain't room for two
I’ll try to convince myself none
Of this matters while more hungry lips will gather

If all that you wanted was
To push me over you lose
If all you wanted was to push me
To the edge then you win
I kept waiting and waiting
Fallen angel spread your wings
It couldn't be that bad
Nowadays we both hate jeff
I see it makes you glad
Fallen angel