It's all wasted all the times I faked it
Could I make it on the Upper West Side
If I give in, would you please be patient
I know I can’t hide

But am I fuckin' cool to you?
Even though I wanna be someone else
Am I cool to you?
Even though I'm gonna hate myself

Am I cool to you?
Even though I wanna be someone else
Am I cool to you?
Even though I’m gonna hate myself

Cool to you, co-cool to you
Cool to you, co-cool to you
Cool to you, co-cool to you
Cool to you, co-cool to you

Let's be vacant
No, this won't be painless
I won't make it on the Upper West Side
We could fit in, what I want has faded
I know I can't hide

But am I fuckin' cool to you?
Even though I wanna be someone else
Am I cool to you?
Even though I'm gonna hate myself

Am I cool to you?
Even though I wanna be someone else
Am I cool to you?
Even though I'm gonna hate myself

Cool to you, co-cool to you
Cool to you, co-cool to you
Cool to you, co-cool to you
Cool to you, co-cool to you

Am I fuckin’ cool to you?
Even though I wanna be someone else
Am I cool to you?
Even though I’m gonna hate myself

Am I cool to you?
Even though I wanna be someone else
Am I cool to you?
Even though I'm gonna hate myself