G               C
Are you feeling down boy
G          C
Do I see a frown boy
Am7         G         Am7           D
I know of a place you can go if you feel blue
G                      C
The staff are there to please you
G            C
Titilate and tease you
Am7                   G
There's a lass called Mona
Am7               D
She'll give you a boner
Em              Am7
Just around the corner
Em             Am7
There's a neon sign
Em                              D
Topless bar girls every Tuesday 6pm til 9

[Chorus]
G
At the Titty Bar (The titty bar)
        C              Am7
There's dancers on the poles
       G
At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)
C                   Am7
There are sluts and moles
G
At the Titty Bar, it isn't far
C             Am7
You dont even need your car
C                    D            G    D
That's cos it's your local Titty Bar

[Bridge]
G          F               C                 D                    G
Where everybody knows your name (And if they don't then you don't care)
G           F               C                D                     G
And they're always glad you came (And if you don't then they don't care)

[Verse 2]
G                    C
The bouncers have no necks boy
G             C
Put away that sex toy
Am7             G
You will get us kicked out
Am7              D
If you keep your dick out
G              C
Oi! hey you no touching
G                 C
Thought I said no touching
Am7          G
Seriously no touching
Am7                 D
Get your damn hands off me
Em             Am7
In a dark back alley
Em                Am7
We lay bashed and bruised
Em
Not since Friends season 7
     D
Have we felt so abused

[Chorus]
G
At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)
C                Am7
I am filled with grief
G
At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)
C              Am7
No more hand relief
G
At the Titty Bar, I have a scar
C                 Am7
I can't open this cookie jar
G                 C
We need to find another
G                   C
So I will call your mother
G                  D           G
Cos she works at another Titty Bar