Well now, sometimes things are coming on too strong and I just can't seem to get along, I
always try to write a song.
But sometimes the words ain't comin out right, I just might need special help tonight,
a pint just helps me get along, so

Chorus:
I feel like drinking tonight, (HEY HEY HEY!) everything is wrong and nothing is right, and I
might get into a fight, but that's alright, as long as I've got a pint, Lord, that's alright as long as I've got a pint.

Well, I've been around the world, back again, me and my friends three sheets to the wind,
you could say we live a life of sin.
But when its all been said and done, you could also say we've had more fun and,
that's all that matters in the end.

I feel like drinking tonight, (HEY HEY HEY!) everything is wrong and nothing is right, and I
might get into a fight, but that's alright, as long as I've got a pint, Lord, that's alright as long as I've got a pint.

Up, down, flip it around, dress it up nice and then take it to town
and I can't even try to stay up off the ground and I won't even try cause its not safe and sound
and I know, I should just sail away
cause everything's wrong, nothing is right, fucking up shit on a Saturday night
and though try as I might, I just can't stay inside
so I won't even try to avoid morning light
and I say, to Lord I pray,
Oh can I, kick a little something for the G's and
make some fuckin money if you please, and
bring the dirty critics to their knees, and
sure hope I don't catch no fuckin disease, and,
kick a little something for the G's and
make some fuckin money if you please, and
bring the dirty critics to their knees, and
sure hope Higgins dog don't get no more fleas, and

I feel like drinking tonight, (HEY HEY HEY!) everything is wrong and nothing is right, and I
might get into a fight, but that's alright, as long as I've got a pint, Lord, that's alright as long as I've got a pint.

I feel like drinking tonight, (HEY HEY HEY!) everything is wrong and nothing is right, and I
might get into a fight, but that's alright, as long as I've got a pint, Lord, that's alright as long as I've got a pint.

I feel like drinking tonight, (HEY HEY HEY!) everything is wrong and nothing is right, and I
might get into a fight, but that's alright, as long as I've got a pint, Lord, that's alright as long as I've got a pint.