G                    Bm
If you think there's something wrong,
F               Am
Holes appearing on your lawn,
Eb                  Gm
Don't you blame the man next door,
A        D
It's not him.

G                 Bm
Flowers walk from place to place,
F                Am
Dark spot moves around your face,
Eb              Gm
Objects vanish without trace,
A        D
It's not you.


[Chorus]

B                     F#
I'm the mole from the Ministry,
A                  C#sus4  C#
And you'll all bow down to me.
B                    F#
I'm the mole in your potting shed,
A                      C#sus4    C#
I'm the bad thoughts inside your head.
Ab                  C# D7
And you won't catch me-e...

(Spoken: Fish and visitors smell after three days.)


[Verse 2]

G                    Bm
If you think there's something strange,
F                Am
Garden starts to rearrange,
Eb                   Gm
From perfect lawn to mountain range,
A        D
It's not you.


[Chorus]

B                     F#
I'm the mole from the Ministry,
A                  C#sus4  C#
And you'll all bow down to me.
B                    F#
I'm the mole in your potting shed,
A                      C#sus4    C#
I'm the bad thoughts inside your head.
Ab                  C# D7
And you won't catch me-e...


[Instrumental]

Bb  Dm  Ab  Cm  F#  Bbm  C  F


[Chorus]

B                     F#
I'm the mole from the Ministry,
          (Backing vocals: Working underground!)
A                  C#sus4  C#
And you'll all bow down to me.
                      (BV: Moving facts and figures all around!)
B                    F#
I'm the mole in your potting shed,
                          (BV: Undermine your world)
A                      C#sus4    C#
I'm the bad thoughts inside your head.
Ab                      C#
And you shouldn't think me, No!
Ab                      C# D7
And you shouldn't think me-e...