This song is the first song off their album Bored In The USA. This is my first tab so be nice.

Intro
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He met her at the mallard everything was going great, he said hello my name is Terry can 
take you on a date?
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He picked her up at seven, everything was going fine
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They had a little bit of beer and a lot of red wine
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She invited him in coz it was getting late, she said
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Pause for  : I slept with Terry and it wasn't that great

The chorus is the verse all over again

Pause for  :  I slept with Terry and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
Then the second verse: he woke up in the morning with an aching head, rolled over and 
"baby, was i good in bed?" she said you "passed out, you woke up, you puked on my cat, i 
you out of my apartment in 10 seconds flat" she didnt know what to do, she didnt know what to say..

then pause for : But by the smell of his skin he'd been drinking all day

Then the chorus
Then the guitar solo in which you just play the verse.
Then the last chorus

End on:
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Order:
Intro
Verse 1
Chorus 1
Intro
Verse 2
Chorus 2
Guitar solo/verse
Chorus 3

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