E
MR. POOPY BUTTHOLE: Ooh wee. Whatever you want Rick, we're here to help!

[Chorus]
E
Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole
F#
I always could count on you
G#m      C#m
Ooh wee, Ooh wee
A                              Am
Now this little poopy pants is hungry

E
Hi I'm Mr. Poopy Butthole (butthole)
F#
I've always been here for you guys! (been there for you)
G#m      C#m
Ooh wee, OOH WEE! (ha ha)
A            Am          E
And I always will be ooh wee

[Verse 1]
C#m                                           F#m
Would somebody pass this little poopy pants a pork chop?
C#m                                                   F#m
As you can see, I am still recoverin' from the bullet shot, that I got
    A                              C#m
You think the Smith family's gonna be okay?
A                G#m     F#    F#/A#        B
These little fellas help me get through the day,
    A        G#m
the day, the day
F#m    B
Ooh wee

[Chorus]
E
Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole
F#
I always could count on you
G#m      C#m
Ooh wee, Ooh wee
A                              Am
Now this little poopy pants is hungry

E
Hi I'm Mr. Poopy Butthole (butthole)
F#
I've always been here for you guys! (been there for you)
G#m      C#m
Ooh wee, OOH WEE! (ha ha)
A            Am          E
And I always will be ooh wee

[Verse 2]
                        C#m
That's the way the news goes, Oh ya'll we're gonna be fine
F#m
Oh boy, oh my
               C#m
(You're not in any of my photos), Oh ya'll we're gonna be fine
F#m
You're not in any of mine!

         A                        C#m
You were right about the universe (universe)
       A            G#m  F#    F#/A#
It's a crazy and chaotic place
B                             A
Adventures are supposed to be simple, and fun
G#m                       F#m     B         E
Maybe that's why we could use Mr. Poopy Butthole

[Bridge]
E
ha ha (ha ha)
E
ha ha (ha ha)
E
ha ha, Ha Ha, HA HA!

[Chorus] 
F#
Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole
G#
I always could count on you
A#m      D#m
Ooh wee, Ooh wee
B                              Bm
Now this little poopy pants is hungry (hungry)

F#
Hi I'm Mr. Poopy Butthole (butthole)
G#
I've always been here for you guys! (been there for you)
A#m      D#m
Ooh wee, OOH WEE! (ha ha)
B            Bm
And I always will be ooh wee
A#m              D#m
Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole, Ooh wee! (ha ha)
B            Bm
And I always will be ooh wee

[Outro]
F#
(These memories...), Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
G#
(...that we cherish), Hit the sack, Jack!
             A#m
(I wish that we...), Schum Schum
          D#m
(...could go back) Schlippety Dop!
B                Bm
Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole (Mr. Poopy Butthole)

F#
(These memories...), Rikki-Tikki-Tavi Bitch!
            G#
(...that we cherish), Lick Lick Lick Lick My Balls!
             A#m        D#m
(I wish that we could go back), Summersault jump!
B                Bm                  F#
Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole, Mr. Poopy Butthole