Intro: (Repeat 2x)
E-|3-30----------0----2----3
B-|0----3-----2h3-----3-3--0
G-|0-----0---2-------2---2-0
D-|0--------2------0-------0
A-|2-------0---------------2
E-|3-----------------------3

G              A
You gotta have rain
          D   G 
To have a rainbow
G              A
You gotta have dick
          D            G
To have a dick in your mouth
G                A
You gotta skin a rich kid
          D        G 
To wear a rich kid suit
           G             A                  D
And you've gotta know by now I think you're cute

D
The problem with kids today is they're
G
Always thinkin' bout getting laid
          D
When they should just play some games
G
Like stick the dick in the hole
D
And you wanna know something grand?
G
The other night I met a guy named Chad
       D
And he liked doing other things
     G
Like playing hockey YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH NO
D
And I hear you got a digeridoo
G
And I got one too
D
Why don't you come over and jam?
G
Gee, that'll be great

Remember that time you fucked the jelly?

E|12-11-10-9|
B|11-10-9--8|
G|11-10-9--8|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
(Strum last chord a lot)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO!

Then came two (clap clap)

Me and you (clap clap)

You and me

And we're standing on our feet

Then came she (clap clap)

Then came he (clap clap)

They were we

Now we're flyin' on our wings

Into the night (clap clap)

We took our might (clap clap)

Black or white

With the power of our dreams, the power of our dreams

(Repeat Intro)

G                 A               D  G 
Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet
G             A             D   G 
She takes her coffee with a cigarette
G          A                 D    G 
She misses people she hasn't even met
       G              A            D
She is me and you are listening to me sing
G          A              D    G     
And you've got to want to fuck me
G                        A         D  G 
And you've gotta want to tickle my peeney
G                        A      D     G 
And you've gotta want to rub my vagiiineeeey