Oh my god what eyes you have,
All the better to cry my heart out with,
I don't think I'll live through today,
And I'm damned until the end,
Cinderella with an S-I-N,
I'm skipping pages to get it over with.

And I am the ugly fuckling,
I cried wolf and no one came running,
No one gives a damn about me,
And I'm waiting for the answers,
To my happily ever after,
But it doesn't seem to be there.

And I've been waiting here,
For thirteen long years,
And they don't seem to get calls,
That I'm sending,
And I just can't believe,
On this Halloween eve,
I'm gonna find my scary tale ending,
Yeah.

I'm ugly and the beast,
Only happy when I am deceased,
Once upon a time I would laugh,
Prince Charming I'll never be,
Cause of the scars on my body,
I'm just writing the last chapter of my life.

Poison apples and snow white eyes,
Every happy ending is a lie,
I don't believe in stories no more,
And I just don't know where to go,
I can't find that yellow brick road,
Or did I just not look hard enough?
Yeah.

And I've been waiting here,
For thirteen long years,
And they don't seem to get calls,
That I'm sending,
And I just can't believe,
That on this Halloween eve,
I'm gonna find my scary tale ending,
Yeah.

Whoa! Whoa!