Relax ma, ive been in alot more trouble than this before you know
besides theres a way out of every damn situation
give me a sec and ill go

i can imagine mom sittin in the kitchin screaming
"boil damn you boil"
it wont by will alone

relax mom it was a goddamn joke
how the hell could i have known?
this would have been funny if i hadnt got caught
but i did and there you go.

why in the fuck do i do these things?
i dont know
relax ma, not your fault
at least not yours alone

Im giddy
with all the trouble im in
oh god if i could just get out of this,
i aint gonna push my luck again.

this has got to be the most trouble ive ever been in
or anyone ive ever known,
there better be a way out of this damn situation
shit i hope so

the cops at the door prove something
i bet you and i both know
tell em anything you want
but im out the window
and im on my own

im giddy with all the trouble im in
oh god, if i could just get out of this
i aint gonna push my luck again

Ill tell you what
You can take your threats to the end of the line and wait
like everybody else.
im fucked with all the trouble im in
fuck all the trouble im in

Secret Service Freedom Fightin USA