I wouldn’t change places
With anyone tonight
We’ll carve pumpkin faces
And watch the witch’s flight

Every human heart will shudder
Every soul will shake with fear
Tonight, the creepiest
Tonight, the scariest
Tonight, the most wonderful night
Ah-uh, night!

Anything can happen on Halloween
Your dog could turn into a cat
There maybe a toad in your bass guitar
Or your sister could turn into a bat

Christmas time brings the snow
Summer time brings the Sun
But on Halloween your blood begins to run
Something spooky’s going down now

Anything can happen on Halloween
It’s better than a video
Gremlins going to mess up every cassette
From London to Idaho

April 1st can be fun
New Year’s Eve is a bore
But on Halloween your flesh begins to crawl
Oh, I’m losing control

Anything can happen on Halloween
Your toenails grow wrong and your hair turns green
Your teacher could become a sardine
Your dentist could turn into a queen

Has anybody seen my tambourine
I may start playing Begin the Beguine
The craziest night you’ve ever seen
This hairy, scary, creepy, crawling Halloween