G                                                                      D
Conservative Christian, right wing republican, straight white American males
D                                                                           G
Gay bashing, black fearing, bar fighting, tree killing, regional leaders of sale
G                                                                               C
Frat housing, keg tapping, shirt tucking, back slapping, haters of hippies like me
C                           G                           D                     G
Tree hugging, peace loving, pot smoking, porn watching, lazy ass hippies like me

[Verse 2]
G                                                                                     D
Tree hugging, love making, pro choicing, gay wedding, widespread diggin, hippies like me
D                                                               G
Skin colored blinded, conspiracy minded protestors of corporate greed
G                                                                       C
We who have nothing and most likely will til we all end up locked up in jail
C                          G                      D                       G 
By conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight white American males.

[Chorus]
C                                               
Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls 
G
Living together in two separate worlds
D
Following leaders of mountains of shame
D                       
Looking for someone to blame 

[Instrumental]
G  G  D  C  G  D  G
 
[Chorus]
C                                               
Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls 
G
Living together in two separate worlds
D
Following leaders of mountains of shame
D                                                      D7
Looking for someone to blame... I know who I’d like to blame

[Verse 3]
   G                                                                   D
Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight white American males.
D                                                                           G
Soul saving, flag waving, Rush loving, land paving, personal friends to the Quayles
G                                                                      C
Quite diligently working so hard to keep the free reins of this Democracy
C                                G                         D                         G
From tree hugging, peace loving, pot smoking, bare-footin' folk-singing hippies like me
C                           G                          D                     G
Tree hugging, peace loving, pot Smoking, porn-watching lazy ass hippies like me