Intro

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VERSE 1

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She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county
    C                                          G
And I was the loneliest man in the whole damn world
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But I had me a fool-proof plan
       G                   Em 
That I learned from my old man
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I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl


VERSE 2
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                                               D
I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me
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She looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake 
          C
But as I gulped down another round 
       G                Em
I said Hey, woman, hang around
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You're gettin' better looking with every drink I take


CHORUS 1

      C           D         G
Cause I can drink any woman pretty
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Just give me a bottle and a little time
C                             G            Em
She may look like an ugly old heffer right now
    Am                       D                       G
But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine


INTERLUDE

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VERSE 3
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                                               D
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first me her
    C                                      G
She had floppy ears and this big old busted nose
       C                                 G                  Em
It was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth
          Am               D                     G
And them slobby old smelly mismatched dime-store clothes


VERSE 4
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                                 D
But Johnnie Walker spiced up her wardrobe
     C                                   G
And Bourbon straightened out that busted nose
  C                              G             Em
A couple of vodka shots added a little bit of dental work
      Am                        D               G
Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marilyn Monroe


CHORUS 1

      C           D         G
Cause I can drink any woman pretty
C              D                    G
Just give me a bottle and a little time
C                             G            Em
She may look like an ugly old heffer right now
    Am                       D                       G
But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine

C                             G            Em
She may look like an ugly old heffer right now
    Am                       D                       G
But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine