D E A F# 
D E A F# 
Bm E A F#m 
E D E A


[verse]

A                    C#
Check the covers for spiders 
D                         A
before you go crawling in bed
A                    C#
You long to lie down beside her 
D                      A
and plant ideas in her head
A                   C#
You are children of angels 
D                    A
and you're living in sin
A                     C#
Well they've got just the place 
D                              A
for the kind of trouble you're in
D                        A
And her head smells like flowers 
A                       D                     A
and you're counting the hours between thunder showers
D                     A
Unleash your new superpowers 
           E
don't be a coward
A               C#
Did you come to remember 
D                     A
or did you come to forget
A                    C#
You went looking for Jesus 
D                     A
but found the devil instead
A          C#   D
So many convictions 
                 A
about life after death
A                  C#
But you just can't believe in 
D                 A
any single one of them
D                    A
And it's all on your shoulders 
             D                           A
feels like a boulder you're just getting older
D                          A
The universe seems to grow colder 
                     E
each time you behold her


[chorus]

D                   E
Alpha man father of every ones children
    A                      F#m
The king of the kingdom of man
D                             E
You father your sons and your daughters
            A                    F#m
All of them follow your every command
    Bm                    E
You sire them all on your own
         A                         F#m  E
Then you kick them all out of your home
D                          E
Alpha man tell all of your children
              A     C#
to leave you alone
D                          E
Alpha man tell all of your children
              F#m
To leave you alone

E D E F#m E D E A E D E F#m E D E 


[bridge]

D                             A
Tuck the old folks into their new homes 
D                                A
watch the skin slip off of their bones
D                            A
Watch out for pigeons on the telephone poles 
        E
they'll shit all over your clothes


[chorus]

D                   E
Alpha man father of every ones children
    A                      F#m
The king of the kingdom of man
D                             E
You father your sons and your daughters
            A                    F#m
All of them follow your every command
    Bm                    E
You sire them all on your own
         A                         F#m  E
Then you kick them all out of your home
D                          E
Alpha man tell all of your children
              A     C#
to leave you alone
D                          E
Alpha man tell all of your children
              A     C#
to leave you alone
D                          E
Alpha man tell all of your children
              A     C#
to leave you alone
D                          E
Alpha man tell all of your children
              A    
to leave you alone


[outro]

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A E G D 
F C G D 
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A E G D 
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