D
There is a reason you see
G
That I'm thicker in the middle
D           Am
I could blame it on a bad knee
Esus
Maybe just a little
D
I could blame it on my blue jeans
G
Or that my wife is such a fine chef
D       Am
My metabolism 's changing
         Esus                   E
But I haven't told you why yet
B
It's a magical, mysterious
Am                      D                G Am Esus
Hispanically ambiguously glaze
D
What is that white stuff on my nachos
G
It's too thin for melted cheese
Am                    D     Am D
It's too thick to be just milk
            G                         Esus
So won't somebody tell me please
D                                 B
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
                 D          C       
Cause it's so consuming me
D
We'll you know they'll never tell you
                 G
Cause then they'd have to kill you
D                               Am
There's a mother load of cheese-juice

                               Esus
That they found in Matchu Pichu
                       D
In the temple of the Incas
                                 G
There's a fountain flowing cheese dip
       D                               Am
And then they smuggle it to Texas
                        D                 Am
And then they trick us with the free chips
B
It's mind control in a salsa bowl
Am                    D                                 G D   Am Esus
I'm not even sure I remember how I got here
D
Well give me some of that white stuff on my nachos
G
It's too thin for melted cheese
D                        Am
It's too thick to be just milk
D                   G                 Esus
So won’t somebody tell me please
D                                            G
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
B                 D               Am
Cause it's so consuming me
D
So this is sort of a love song
G
It's a kind of confession
D                              Am
As for me ya see I'm long gone
Esus
So consider this a lesson
D
They wanna make us into zombies
G
Lurch into La Hacienda

D                                    Am
To gobble up the Chimmy Chongas
Esus                                 E
That isn't how you wanna end up
B
But Mexico remembers the Alamo
 Am                    D                                  G  D
And the ghost of Santa Ana’s on the move
Am Esus D
He's taken over with the white stuff on my nachos
G
It's too thin for melted cheese
D                      Am 
It's too thick to be just milk
D                 G          Esus
And it’s Sublime consistency
D                                        B
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
B              D                 C 
Cause it's so consuming me
D                          G                       Esus   D
What is that white stuff won't somebody please
B                  G            Esus                      D
What is that white stuff won't somebody please
D                       G
What is that white stuff 
                                       D
I don't care, just pass the cheese