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[Verse 1]
Am                                 A
We started in the morning, carried well into 
    Am
the night..throwing dirty dishes with all our 
A
might.
       E
It's a sad commentary on a marriage that has failed.
       A                            Am
I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting 
A
nailed.


[Verse 2]
A                              Am
Po-lice pulled into my trailer park, domestic violence 
A
cost somebody, after dark.
E
Late night with her boss, says they're trying to make a sale.
       A
I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting 
E     A
nailed.


[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
A                                       Am
I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy-chair, watching 
A
Jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman's hair.
E                                                A
Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail..I'm at home 
                                          E     A
getting hammered, while she's out getting nailed.


[Interlude]
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[Verse 4]
Gbm                           Am                Gbm
She used to bring me beer and love all over me..right before 
          A
I went on disability.
   Gbm                          A                     E
My wiggler ain't so straight, I got whiskey dick..she don't 
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perk it up, cause her ankles got so thick..hey!!


[Interlude]
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[Outro]
A                       Am       A
Well, the moral of this story is sad but true..I love to drink, 
A
and she loves to screw.
E
Hobo's got a better life, out riding on the rails..
       Am                          A
I'm at home getting hammered while she?s out getting nailed.