I'm petty
Get your girl with the confetti
Call you out on Instagram
For your fake money
And your leased Bentley

I'm petty
Spray your girl with the confetti
Make sure I'm getting the face
So she can take some selfies and tag me

I don't care if you're Miranda Kerr
I don't want to be a stepdad
I only do free range pussy
I love my bitched grass-fed
I got high with your girl
I fucked her in your bed
I drank all your milk
Now you can't have cereal - that's sad

I like your pics on Instagram
But I never leave a comment
Leave the text unread
I'm basically something unimportant
Can't find shit in my house
It's way way way too big
That's what she said
When she sucked my dick

I'm petty
Get your girl with the confetti
Call you out on Instagram
For your fake money
And your leased Bentley

I'm petty
Spray your girl with the confetti
Make sure I'm getting the face
So she can take some selfies and tag me (must get the fucking face)

I'm petty
Get your girl with the confetti
Call you out on Instagram
For your fake money
And your leased Bentley

I'm petty
Spray your girl with the confetti
Make sure I'm getting the face
So she can take some selfies and tag me

2 bitches give me head
In my 2 seater Ferrari
All this new money
Still dont fuck calimari
Too much make up and facetune
Don't get you the right attention
Don't fuck with bottlerats
I like my ladies high-fashion