C                     Am
I gave a letter to the postman
 Dm           G7
He put in his sack
 C                    Am
Bright and early next morning
 Dm            G7     C
He brought my letter back
(G)
She wrote upon it
 F         G7      F          G7
Return to sender, address un- known
 F       G7         C         C7
No such number, no such zone
 F         G7      F        G7
We had a quarrel, a lovers spat
 D7                                         G7
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back
 C                           Am
So then I dropped it in the mailbox
 Dm                 G7
And sent it Special D
 C                    Am
Bright and early next morning
 Dm           G7       C
It came right back to me
(G)
She wrote upon it
 F         G7      F          G7
Return to sender, address un- known
 F       G7         C         C7
No such person, no such zone
 F                                                        C
This time I'm gonna take it myself and put it right in her hand
 D7
And if it comes back the very next day
 G7    (G)
Then I'll understand the writing on it
 F         G7      F          G7
Return to sender, address un- known
 F       G7      C            F   C
No such number, no such zone