(G7) C
Alright my son, say no more, Leave it out, no bother
                 G7
As it happens its your shout

Straight up, Pull the other

In a right 2 and 8, hang about
                         C
What's the damage Chief?

ere! Who's your mate?

The geezer with the bunny in the trilby hat
                           F
Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that
        F#o7    C           A7          D7
Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe, but underneath,
       G7     C B Bb A Ab G Gb F7
'E's alright.



Bb
Propping up the bar at the Winchester Club

"A V.A.T. on the slate please Dave"
F                Eb          D7
Terry's still looking for a sub.
Eb
Arthur's onto a nice little earner

Terry's getting agg and the chance of an hernia
Bb
Minding the disco down some boozer

Giving him a slap but he's onto a loser
F
Pound to a penny that he don't get paid
     F7                                              Bb C7 C#o7 Dm Eb Eo7 F G7
On account of the recession in the used car motor trade



Alright my son, say no more, Leave it out, no bother
As it happens its your shout
Straight up, Pull the other
In a right 2 and 8, hang about
What's the damage Chief?
ere! Who's your mate?
The geezer with the bunny in the trilby hat
Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that
Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe, but underneath,
'E's alright.



Terry's piling up the Zeds
Been up on a job all night
When all of a sudden there's an horrible scream
And somebody's switching on the light
It's Arthur, Y-fronts caught in his zip
Brahms & Liszt and he needs a place to kip
Terry gets the hump with Arthur 'cos he
Won't go home 'cos of 'Her Indoors'
"She'd kill me Terry, odds on bet
I ain't got the bottle; Ain't you got that kettle on yet?"



Alright my son, say no more, Leave it out, no bother
As it happens its your shout
Straight up, Pull the other
In a right 2 and 8, hang about
What's the damage Chief?
ere! Who's your mate?
The geezer with the bunny in the trilby hat
Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that
Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe, but underneath,
'E's alright.