The halo benders
Heaven senders
Virtuous for a week or two
Then sell your goody two shoes
Can't keep a perfect tan
The halo benders
Ask yourself why
Can't tell you why
No reason why
It's the halo benders
A real career ender
Mighty clouds of despair
In a formerly hopeful air
Raining on your picnic day
The halo benders
Washing all your dreams away
Halo mender, stay over there
Got a whole in the middle that can't be repaired
Ask yourself why
Can't tell you why
There's no reason why
You think you're heaven sent
Gonna get your halo bent
Halo bender, one thing to remember
I can't tell you why
There's no reason why
She's a halo bender
No need to defend her
The halo benders
Mighty clouds of despair
In the formerly hopeful air
Can't keep a perfect tan
Prisoner of the hour glass
Halo benders, halo menders
Keep your good will
There's a whole in the middle
It will never be filled
Don't tell me why
Don't tell me now
It's the halo benders

Simultaneously:
I believed everything you said
Cause you have what you had
Over your head
But you were only
You must have met
The only halo bender in the whole wide world
No reason why
It's the halo benders
A real career ender
The halo benders
You must have met
The only halo bender in the whole wide world
Ask yourself why
Can't tell you why
You wore your halo out
Showin it off and passin it around
I gave you the benefit of the doubt
Cause I didn't understand what you were talking about
But now, I just figured it out
You must have met
The only halo bender in the whole wide world
She's a halo bender
No need to defend her
The halo benders
You must have met
The only halo bender in the whole wide world
Don't tell me why
Don't tell me now
It's the halo benders
We're the halo benders
Yeah, the halo benders