Intro: C Am7  C/G  Am7

         C/G               Am7
If the sacheting of gentlemen
            C/G             Am7
Gives you grievance now and then
       C/G              Am7            F        Dm
What's needed are some memories of planing lakes
      F                   G
Those planing lakes will surely calm you down

( C   Am7   C/G   Am7 )

C/G                       Am7
 Nothing frightens me more
       C/G           Am7
Than religion at my door
 C/G           Am7                F               Dm               G
I never answer panic knocking, falling down the stairs upon the law
          F
What law?

           F            C
There's a law for everything
    F              C
For elephants that sing to feed
     F             C                G
The cows that agriculture won't allow
      F
Hanky Panky nohow
      C
Hanky Panky nohow
      F
Hanky Panky nohow, aa-aa-oh

( C   Am7   C/G   Am7   C/G   Am7 )

           F            C
There's a law for everything
    F              C
For elephants that sing to feed
     F             C                G
The cows that agriculture won't allow
      F
Hanky Panky nohow
      C
Hanky Panky nohow
      F
Hanky Panky nohow, aa-aa-oh