What about those girls with crazy dreams;
The ones who plan deceptive schemes
To get into all of the hot club scenes?
Despite their clothes I know
They're only seventeen.

What about those chicks with crazy hair?
Do they think that they are getting somewhere?
The only thing that they have won are stares.
Don't they know that us guys we don't care?

I don't care how old she seems
When she's in bed I want to hear her scream…

At least I'm legal!
She said, "You can do me!"
At least I'm legal!

What about the guys that work the door?
They're the ones who should be keeping score.
They check ID's but still there's more,
You know they let 'em in,
Those high school whores!

I don't care how old she seems
I want to grab her ass and hear her scream

At least I'm legal!
She said, "You can do me!"
At least I'm legal!
She was there to please me.

At least I'm legal!
She said, "You can do me!"
At least I'm legal!
She was there to please me.
I thought she was legal!
She looked 23 that night!
She said she was legal!
God, these handcuffs are so tight!
She said she was legal