INTRO:
G  G  G  G

VERSE:
 G
I'm finally on the up and up,
G
A little 401K
  G
Traded in my trailer park for a
  G
Neighborhood with a gate

  C
Queen finally got her castle
 C
Last one on the right you can't miss it

 G
Upgraded from the barbed wire
 G
Now I got a nice picket


PD-C HORUS:
G                 D
I can play high class all day
     F                  F
But some things never change


CHORUS:
         G
I can't hide it in a closet,
          C
I can't stuff it in a trunk
   G
I always know there's treasure buried
 D
Somewhere in the junk

       G
I can keep it clean on Sundays
              C
And keep the lights and water on
    G                 D                  G    G G G G
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn


VERSE:
 G
Carnation from a flowerbed
G
In a whiskey bottle base
 G
Cadillac on a cinder block,
 G
Duct tape on every other thing

 C
Real ferns in the sunroom
 C
Bug zapper by the screen

     G
Dog hair on the Restoration Hardware,
 G
Who says you can't have nice things?


CHORUS:
         G
I can't hide it in a closet,
          C
I can't stuff it in a trunk
   G
I always know there's treasure buried
 D
Somewhere in the junk

       G
I can keep my roots from showin'€š
          C
But I'm still dishwater blonde
    G                 D                   G D F C   G D F C
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn


BDA K:
 G
New money, old habits
 G
Loveseat in the plastic
  G
Steak fingers in a basket
N.C.
New money, old habits


CHORUS:
         G
I can't hide it in a closet,
          C
I can't stuff it in a trunk
   G
I always know there's treasure buried
 D
Somewhere in the junk

       G
I can keep it clean on Sundays
              C
And keep the lights and water on
    G                 D                  G
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn

           G
Got more rooms than the Joneses,
            C
Y'all, and I'm still addin' on
    G                 D                  G    G  G  G  G
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn


OUTRO: (Play G chgord throughout)
 G
I'm finally on the up and up