Am                      D
These two shots are for Derrick
    G              Em
For rifle, not the handgun
Am             Cm
For coffee and cigarettes
        G     G7
Give it back
          Am            D
You know, suicide isn't painless
               G           Em
When you leave everyone in pain
Am             C                 G
Two shots will never go down the same

[Verse 2]
Am                 D
This beating's for Jimmy
    G          Em
For ultimate devotion
Am               Cm
For your mind of my own
               G     G7
Bring out your dead
Am             D
Sedated, flagellated
             Bm
You were the one most
          Em
Loved and hated
Am                  C
Thanks for all that carpet
         G
And your songs

[Chorus]
C                 D
This Patròn's for Jason
    G                Em
And this lager's for Andy
    C                   D
And these doses are for Bomer
    G               Em
And this fix is for Bradley
     C             D
This Ritalin's for Lumpy
    G                    Em
And this speedball's for Friday
     Am             C
This nitrous hit is for Lynn
                G
And best friend Dobbs

[Verse 3]
Am               D
This bowl is for my mom
    G                  Em
For drinking more than I did
    Am           Cm
For posting bail for me
       G   G7
In New York
       Am             D
And in Hollywood that first time
         Bm                      Em
And that joint we smoked was the worst time
      Am               C               G        G
Cause doing drugs with parents is just wrong

[Chorus]
C                 D
This Patròn's for Jason
    G                Em
And this lager's for Andy
    C                   D
And these doses are for Bomer
    G               Em
And this fix is for Bradley
     C                   D
This song is for winning losers
         Bm               Em
It's for lucky substance abusers
    Am                  Cm
The ones who left their black marks
      Cm
On us all