Froggy man was always well
But he was always late to school, he never took a test
Everybody wanted to be his best friend
'Cause he'd always stay up late gettin' high
Higher than a jet pilot
Froggy had a party you would not forget
'Cause he took his dance, yeah, he had a special way
He'd go up, up, up, up, up, up, up, he sure knew how to play
Watch him go, oh
Froggy never did no foes
When he got sick, what'd he do? What'd he do?
What'd he do to me or you? Nothin'

Filling my lungs with Monsanto
Leaking out my skin
Every day I'd count my blessings
'Fore it begins

Wish I was me from five minutes ago
Before I took that hit
Now I'm always feelin' like an oni
I miss when I was sick

Fill my room with palo santo
'Cause I got no medicine
Every day I count my blessings
Before I count my sins
Filling my lungs with Monsanto
Smellin' it on my skin
Oh my God, it's such a blessing
Before it begins

Froggy man was always well
He never watched what he ate
The picture of perfect health, and he looked so good
He'd always stay up late gettin' high

Fill my room with palo santo
'Cause I got no medicine
Every day I count my blessings
Before I count my sins
Filling my lungs with Monsanto
I smell it, I smell it, oh
Oh my God, it's such a blessing
Before it begins