Intro:
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Waited far too long for this day to dawn
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Marked position with an X and kept floating on
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Now I stretch and yawn all impostors gone
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Once again it's time to reap and sow


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I'm a rising tide rollercoaster ride
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We're ch ch chuggin right into the fun
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I won't be denied so you open wide
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Cause I'm only looking out for you


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My patrolling days are over and I ain't shot nobody since
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I fought the big cheese out of office and showed the hep kids how to dance
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And now we're gonna take a ride on the wiggle and sway
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I got my finger on the trigger and it's time to play
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And with every little step I blow your mind away
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Forever HPA


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      What now       It's going down
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      From way up top to the down low
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Take a chromosome make it monochrome
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And I'll tell you what I'm gonna do


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Be a rising tide rollercoaster ride
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We're ch ch chuggin right into the fun
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Now you open wide I won't be denied
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Cause I'm only looking out for you


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My patrolling days are over and I ain't shot nobody since
             G                                        A
I fought the big cheese out of office and showed the hep kids how to dance
               A
And now we're gonna take a ride on the wiggle and sway
          D
I got my finger on the trigger and it's time to play
          G
And with every little step I blow your mind away
   A
Forever HPA


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My patrolling days are over and I ain't shot nobody since

I fought the big cheese out of office and showed the hep kids how to dance
               A
And now we're gonna take a ride on the wiggle and sway
          D
I got my finger on the trigger and it's time to play
          G
And with every little step I blow your mind away
   A
Forever HPA


            A                                   D
Cause my patrolling days are over and I ain't shot nobody since
             G                                        A
I fought the big cheese out of office and showed the hep kids how to dance
               A
And now we're gonna take a ride on the wiggle and sway
          D
I got my finger on the trigger and it's time to play
          G
And with every little step I blow your mind away
   A
Forever HPA


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Cause see I rolled in through the back door
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When it was my turn for the throne
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I never wanted to stand on your pedestal man
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Cause I was born to build my own

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Well they say do or die I say no way no how
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They said I wouldn't last for long
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But I'm still standing in the hurricane's eye
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And it's dancing to my song


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Again I rolled around the back door
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No I ain't got no common sense
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So you can bitch and whine but you can stand aside
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Cause I'm doing it again

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Well no I won't unwind I won't be dumped behind
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I won't be coolly led astray
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So on the dotted line I slit my thumb and sign
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Yours truly HPA


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My patrolling days are over and I ain't shot nobody since
             G                                        A
I fought the big cheese out of office and showed the hep kids how to dance
               A
And now we're gonna take a ride on the wiggle and sway
          D
I got my finger on the trigger and it's time to play
          G
And with every little step I blow your mind away
   A
Forever HPA