I see you baby
Doing the dance that I saw on the TV

Doing a dance, I wonder what's going on in your pants

You know me baby
If I sing my song you're bound to recognize me

And you'll sing-along, I wonder what's going on in your thong

Your heart is mine notice that I'm
Singing you lines from one of our number 1's

When you get home, then you will know
Oh fucking hell... can you not tell that...

We're just another boyband
We'll tear your little sisters heart apart
We're just a fucking boyband
You might not like us but we're in the charts

And in a mother-fucking boyband
The girls are underage but we don't care
And when you throw your panties at a boyband
After the shows we keep your underwear

Don't know if it comes as a big surprise
But I'm the token rapper guy
I just sing really high and needlessly randomly improvise

And when our album flops
And all the hype around us dies
I'm the secret weapon
That comes out and says that he likes kissing guys...

What?!

Drink what we piss... shag what we kiss
Live how we wish... It's not that easy being me

We may be men... like action men
Our record label made us unable to...

We're just another boyband
We'll tear your little sisters heart apart
We're just a fucking boyband
You might not like us but we're in the charts

And in a mother-fucking boyband
The girls are underage but we don't care
And when you throw your panties at a boyband
After the shows we keep your underwear

We're all doin things that we know ain't right,
We wearing sunglasses at night
We got one hundred fans
That's why we're better than your band
The only fan you have is cooling you down
And it seems to be the only thing that's moving around

N' around just like a circle we're simple yet well known
We're all so square we find it hard to go out on our own
Without a problem, got a problem?
I'll knock you out... all right?
But please don't punch me back
We've got a photo shoot tonight

Boyband,
We hear the birds around us singing
We're just a fucking boyband
We're flying but we don't have wings

And in a mother-fucking boyband
The girls are underage but we don't care
And when you throw your panties at a boyband
After the shows we keep your underwear

We're just another boyband
We'll tear your little sisters heart apart
We're just a fucking boyband
You might not like us but we're in the charts

And in a mother-fucking boyband
We live a life being celebrity a-list
And when you take your chances in a boyband
You can't say shit cuz shit don't get on the playlist